goytears:

new year same me because i’m the bitch who never learns!!

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

eternallyunusual:

Me 💁

crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

69xs:

The average good stripper makes 6 figures a year.

$500 a day, $2,500 per week, & $10k a month.

If Medical School doesn’t work out, guess who’s throwing that ass in a circle?

Yes bitch, me.

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

flatluigi:

thatsthat24:

sleepiswicked:

giovanniespinuevaa:

bootsi:

this was so cute lma o and made me giggle

This makes me happy haha

Ahahaha these are the best

thatsthat24

I don’t understand how you can be such a wonderful human being

Awww!!! I didn’t know this was going around!! I’m so glad you all enjoyed these!! 

i love these so much

urineldiot:

his palms are sweaty, knees weak

arms spaghetti

There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,

mom’s spaghetti

He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he

looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti

but he keeps on forgetting what he

spaghetti

Paolo Sebastian spring 2015 couture

vinebox:

junewinds13:

solar-systemms:

GOD BLESS WHOEVER MADE THIS

OH MY GOD THE MITTEN HANDS KILL ME ARRFGHLGUHHUGHHAUGHULLLL SO FUCKING CUTE I’M DEAD

iraffiruse:

This cat doesn’t like cucumbers

ambrena:

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

tag your extreme horror please